Liar, Liar, Vampire

A Nickelodeon Original Film First of all, before you judge, we all have a sweet spot for something. It just … More

Suicide Squad

What the hell?? I’m not even going to comment on this movie, not because I don’t want to. But because … More

Fruits Basket

Honestly (unfortunately/fortunately) this was my very first anime. I’m not counting Pokemon, Digimon, Power Rangers, or anything else shown on … More

When Life Gives You Lemons…

Make sourpatch kids!!! Have you seriously never done that? It’s called the healthy alternative. Or more like the ‘mom won’t buy … More

Dear Side Walkers

Like, I mean the people who walk on side walks. Which is everyone. Because those who choose to walk on … More

Dear License Plate Owners

That basically means everyone… It’s amazing and quite concerning how uncreative license plates have gotten. They used to mean something … More

Dear Squirrels

I just want to say… for the record, I was not the one who said this. I will not say … More

Ugly is a choice, not a condition. Don’t be ugly.

Dear Stupid Customers

Guest walks up to the counter and asks for two tickets. Me – “The total is ______.” “Is the price … More

Dear People with A** Dogs

I understand service dogs – usually a lab. This time it was a pomeranian, a whining one. So it’s for emotional … More

Movies I’ve Missed

I”m not going to sit here and backtrack every movie that I haven’t reviewed since I’ve been absent. Why? Because … More