I’ve never seen a James Bond movie all the way through. I know. Shoot me.
But what the heck was this? I understand all the questionable heroics. Physics doesn’t work like that. But the wishy washy – oh, I’m not going to do that, I’ll get in trouble. Ok fine, you’re probably right. Let’s break the rules.
And that octopus tentacle song, thing? No. Absolutely not. I had nightmares – and not good ones with creepy monsters. I mean like weird ones, ones that you don’t tell your therapist. Ew.
I wouldn’t have watched this if I had known about some of the parts and I’m not recommending it. I’ve heard skyfall was ten times better so…