Pan – 3?

WTH is this? I understand remakes and how most of them turn out crappy because the original and fantastical idea behind a movie is no longer there. It’s all about the money. I also understand prequels because, come on, who doesn’t like a good prequel?

But this? This was torture to watch. Hollywood is slowly pulling at our childhood, creating wounds, trying to bandage them (poorly) and then ripping off the bandage. I.E. a third spiderman? This is third spiderman I will grow up with. And he seems to be the worst of them all. He looks like he’s five. Unless he comes with some awesome acting, please go back to Andrew Garfield. Hey, I’ll even take Tobey back.

So how peter pan becomes peter pan and defeats all the bad guys, etc. That’s great. Oh and there’s some weird romance thrown in, lots of action, the lost boys!!, and a fat nun. Great. But when it really came down to it, the essence of peter pan wasn’t there. Sure, he probably wasn’t always mischievous but he was just so timid and fake. I don’t know, this movie just wasn’t for me.

Personally, I don’t care how pan got to Neverland. My favorite version is still Jeremy Sumpter’s from a few years ago. And that’s why, I’ve put his trailer here rather than that Pan crap.

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