50 Shades of Grey Part 2

No, I’m not going to put the trailer here for you. Go find it yourself.

I know what you’re thinking: Oh, she said she wasn’t going to see it! Ha, got ya, I still haven’t. Besides 50 Shades basically being mommy porn, I heard that the movie was terrible. There was no chemistry between the main characters and the overall acting seemed less than adequate. 90% of the people that I saw walking out of the movie told me that it wasn’t worth it. I agree and didn’t even have to waste two hours of my life to do it:) Overall, apparently the movie did well. I’m not surprised. There’s supposedly two more movies in the making and two more twilight movies as well if Meyer writes another book. Quick! Someone erase her memory!

Hollywood, do you see what you’ve started? You’ve created a monster.

I saw a lot of crazy things as well: people taking pictures with the poster, humping it, giving it lap dances. And you know what the picture was?

There’s no face or anything and the poster in the theater shows even less face. I don’t go up to tailor stores and start doing stuff to the suits in the window… What we should do is just burn the series – what we should have done with twilight and am surprised that we haven’t yet.

I don’t know about you but I like this picture much better.

 

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